JUMP ROPE BRAINWASHING

Im 27, married and we bought a house last year. All good, we both work and pay the bills each month. But due to the brainwashing of jump rope (circa age 6) And I quote " First comes love then comes marriage, then dear readers comes the baby in a baby carriage" This has lead to a bi-polar version of my former self. One happy enough with the statis quo, the other desperate to spawn mini MrMans.... more to come Im sure.